Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Settling the Decade Debate in College Football

          How many arguments have you been in regarding how good team X was Z years ago? If you're like me and half of America who actually care about college football, you have been in many of these arguments.

     Because of this, I have come up with an intricate mathematical formula to see what programs were the most successful over the last 11 seasons. Why 11? Why the hell not? Because the final polls of the 2000 season came out in January of 2001. So, a decade (10 years for you lazy thinkers and googlers).

  The formula: I used the Final AP and ESPN/USA Today Coaches Poll over the last 10 years. I didn't include the BCS polls because A) It's the Anti-Christ, and B) They didn't release rankings after the bowl games were played.

  Teams that finished in 1st place received 50 points per poll. I.e. Auburn in 2010-2011 finished 1st in the AP and ESPN final Polls so 50 for AP + 50 for ESPN = 100 points that year. The points decreased by 2 for each ranking drop (2nd received 48 per poll). This goes all the way down to 25th who received 2 points per poll.

   Yes, I realize this formula is on par with my adoptive father, Sir Isaac Newton, but no, you cannot have the rights to the formula.

   I wanted to do it by Final Rankings because A) I would be guy #3,584 to do it by wins on a blog and B) If I did it by wins, Boise would have taken the cake and most of America couldn't name one other school in their former HS District..er.. I mean, conference, the WAC. I didn't want to reward teams that play in mid-major/3A HS conferences. I respect the teams that win, i.e. Boise & TCU, but that doesn't mean they should be celebrated for having 6 guaranteed wins in their conference every year. It's a lot tougher to get 8 wins in the SEC/Big 12/ Pac 12 than it is in the MWC/WAC/ACC.

   Alright, enough with the rantfest, lets get to the teams that we love to hate (even more now)....
The best team over the last decade in terms of Final Rankings is....

  
Final Points: 764

Yes, these guys. Despite not receiving a single point during last years 5-7 debacle, they still finished w/ enough points to average an 8th place finish over the last decade...real mature, Horns.
First, the Longhorn Network (LHN) travesty, then this?
If you find Bevo on a grill in College Station, Stillwater, or Norman you'll know why.



            Final Points: 760

     I'm sure half of you that were reading this blog have now stopped after seeing these two clownshoes at the top of the list, especially within 4 points of each other. I can't blame you, the gayness couldn't be any higher if we were at an Adult Convention hosted by Boy George. (Have I come across as a bitter OSU fan yet?) Without much more to say other than the dominance they have shown over the last 10 years is unfair, I award them no more compliments.



Final Points: 716

The last member of the 700 point club. Ah, don't worry OU and UT, this number will not be going up anytime soon. For the first time in Columbus you're gonna hear the grumblings, "Is it basketball season yet?".



              Final Points: 678

    The Trojans. How fascinating is this story? Like, Ohio St., they too are in the "doghouse" of NCAA football, just not without water and food. Lane Kiffin, the reincarnation of "Chucky", passed on from Jon Gruden, is "trying" to right the ship.



Final Points: 548

Like Texas, the Gators wandered into uncharted territories last year not making the top 25 in either poll. Like Texas, they have an underachieving QB at the helm following each schools wonder-boy (Tim Tebow & Colt McCoy). Oh by the way, did you hear about Jordan Shipley and Colt McCoy being roommates in college? Yeah, we got that Brent. Florida has the benefit and disadvantage of playing in the SEC. They will always have the talent, but it will be interesting to see how Mr. Muschamp does there.



Final Points: 542

A reason for those goofy rednecks out on the eastern seaboard to read my blog! VT have always been good and have a great venue in Lane Stadium, but stop with Metallica, nothing jacks up the thugs (Vicks) more than screamo music!


 Final Points:  518

The Bayou Bengals are in a different class when it comes to atmosphere and fans (they're bat shit crazy like every other SEC supporter). Coming in at 7 is great, just not for LSU fans. The weekly march to behead Les Miles in Baton Rouge will be even more intense this week after seeing this.



Final Points: 510

The Bulldogs have seemed to come out of the shadows a bit cast by Florida and Alabama, but cant quite make the leap. A less than stellar year aided by the absence of Superfreak, AJ Green, for most of the year didn't ease the mind of the Georgia faithful.


 Final Points: 498

 When I first started this research, all I saw was Miami through the first few years at #2 in 00-01, #1 in 01-02, and #2 in 02-03, and figured there was no way they were dropping out of the top 3. Well, here we are at 9. Yeah, you really had to suck through the late 2000's, which they did, not making the rank from '06-'09 & '10-'11.


 Final Points: 450

Was it worth it Oregon? Was it really worth it? Well great year as runner-up, look at the positives Eugene,  now they can't even strip you of the National Championship Trophy! In my opinion, Oregon finishing this high is very impressive, even if it was with super recruits on Phil Knights dime and with Lyles' "guiding". "If you're not cheating, you're not winning."



The rest of the schools are not big enough winners to deserve their own humorous break-down. I will just give you the top 40.

The rest of the 30 are: 

11. Boise State        444 Points

12. Auburn              432 Points

13. Michigan           384 Points

14. TCU                  378 Points

15. Florida St.         320 Points

16. Iowa                  316 Points

17. Alabama            314 Points

18. Penn St.             284 Points

19. Wisconsin          262 Points

20. Nebraska            260 Points

21. West Virginia     256 Points

22.  Utah                  236 Points

23. Louisville           220 Points

24. Kansas St.          198 Points

25. Tennessee           196 Points

26. Wash St.             194 Points

27. Notre Dame        174 Points

28. BYU                     162 Points

29. Boston College    156 Points

30. Maryland            154 Points

31. Mizzou                152 Points

32. Texas Tech          146 Points

33. Oregon St.           136 Points

34. Stanford              126 Points

35. Ole Miss              118 Points

36. Washington        108 Points

37. Georgia Tech      104 Points

38. Clemson             102 Points

39. Arkansas              98 Points

40. Oklahoma St.      96 Points

No, I did not cut the list off right at 40 because OSU actually made it. Coincidences happen.

I understand the top 10 schools are marginally predictable, but seeing Alabama all the way back at #17 can make all the rabid fans a little more humble and appreciative of their progress (yeah right, like Bama fans would do that).

It's also interesting to see teams like Louisville, Maryland, and Washington St. ahead of teams like Notre Dame, Ole Miss, Stanford, and Clemson. Shows people how quick the tide can turn in college football and makes Washington State fans wonder what in the hell just happened to their football program.

A few teams that did not even make the top 40 cut worth mentioning are:

Texas A&M finished with 24 points. So much for that stellar tradition, 12th man. Colorado State finished with 46 points and Miami (OH) (yes it does exist) finished with 60 points.

Maybe the Ags should reconsider having a football program. They seem to be better suited for a different kind of sport....





















  

  Colorado University finished just short at 90 points despite having a more competitive crowd than a football team the past few years.

South Carolina (92 points), Purdue (82), Pitt (76) and Arizona State (72) all finished outside of the top 40 by a close margin, should have accounted for the whorish women for ASU...sorry Sun Devils.

If you made it through this novel of a blog post, I commend you and thank you for wasting the last decade of your life sifting through my post. Post hate or love comments, whichever fits.

Mark

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